The Balrog Bridge

Questioning life's moments.


'Artistic integrity? Where did you come up with that? You're not artistic, and you have no integrity!' - Jerry Seinfeld


No seriously. I don't think Bioware has the right to use 'artistic integrity' as an excuse to defend what could arguably be one of the worst ending to a gaming series ever created. I have often wondered if they ran out of arguments, and just threw around the term 'artistic integrity' at any opportunity. Fans rightfully however have said that this is Bioware's game, and by all means, I agree. 
But I would like to think of the whole Mass Effect 3 situation as special, because as much as the game is Bioware's, the players did shape their entire journey throughout 5 years of gameplay. My commander Shepard may be different in so many ways to my friends' Shepards, and that's not just through making different decisions or appearance-wise. I would like to think that fans themselves gave their Shepards personalities and more importantly, life. How I see my Shepard, would be totally different from how a random developer at Bioware may intend Shepard to be seen by fans. So leave out artistic integrity for a moment, and think about how Mass Effect became the game it is....or was. The players had a huge role in making what the Mass Effect universe has become.


But then there's always the argument that, a game is not necessarily art, but rather, it's a consumer product. Therefore, artistic integrity doesn't really count. I don't agree with this entirely, but it is true that games are in fact consumer products. The developers, promise certain features to their consumers, and consumers buy these products with the expectation of the features mentioned. Put aside games for a while, and think of a new computer. The creators promise consumers that it would be faster, can store more and can play games without lag. However, when the consumer buys it, none of this is true. It's not fast, it can't store much and can't even run Pacman.You complain, and the creators say that changing the it is not an option at all, citing artistic integrity, considering a computer has some sort of aesthetic value to it as well!


However, what is more disappointing is that Bioware is ignoring pretty much ALL of the fan feedback, outrage and media coverage on the subject of the endings, and using cheap PR tactics to avoid the matter. They announced the extended cut right before PAX, so that the issue could be ignored (and it was) while causing a lot of disagreements within the retake community. I am very convinced that this was expected, and was planned out by EA and Bioware. PAX was disappointing as well, considering how nothing was mentioned about the endings, and the people who asked questions were probably EA plants. A neutral person would have had the impression that the majority of Mass Effect fans are actually pro-enders from what went on at PAX. The reason they mentioned for photoshopping Tali's face was also a disgrace and I'll tell you why. 




Many characters like Bioware mentioned, were based on real face models. However, Tali's picture wasn't 'modeling' after a real person. It was a lazy, cheap and disgraceful process of photoshopping a stock photo. When they have extremely talented artists, why would you photoshop a stock photo? A concept artist could do a speed sketch of Tali's face better than what they gave us. Put in a little more effort, and you have something entirely new. SURE, go ahead and model the face after someone real, but don't photoshop a stock photo and claim that you're the right and everyone else is wrong. This was an excuse for laziness.


Personally, I don't like what I have heard about the extended cut. I wanted the ending(s) to be remade. I wouldn't have cared if I had to pay for a better ending, if that meant actually giving the Mass Effect trilogy the ending it deserves. I don't really need clarifications for the God-child, or multicoloured explosions. I need something which is consistent with the lore and the standard Bioware has set over two brilliant games. Would it really hurt Bioware to admit that they were wrong, and give the majority of fans what they wanted? Wouldn't that make Bioware even more popular among it's already huge fanbase? I really don't understand why they are acting like a spoiled child (ah, remember the God-child?) when they have the power to make everything right. Some people have told me that, perhaps, the extended cut has elements of the Indoctrination theory to it. 




I highly doubt this, because this is Bioware we are talking about. A new ending may be in the works for next year, or later this year. I don't know. That is, at the price of 1200 Bioware points! But I do get the feeling they are concerned more about the multiplayer, which I stopped playing because it really got boring after a while. That's where the cash is, and EA loves cash. Right now, Bioware has their middle-finger up at the fans, and EA continues to count money. That's how much they really care about their customers.

Stupidity is always a great form of entertainment....atleast in my opinion. Oh, and I'm not referring to being or pretending to be stupid to entertain others. I'm simply referring to people who are just.....dumb. It's hilarious. And I think, it's a problem. A limitation to the progress of human beings as a species. Imagine if every single person on the planet, was super smart, and served to achieve a unified goal to actually become a civilization so great, Nikolai Kardashev would go 'oh fuck'.

You mean mean person!


I think perhaps, if people in general were that useless to actually NOT contribute towards human progress, the whole sci-fi picture I'm seeing in my head won't come true for a very long time. However, I'm not saying that what I'm about to suggest is technologically achievable at the moment, but I'm just going to go ahead and say that if or when we would be able to accomplish such feats, we should go ahead and do it, and say 'fuck you ethics'.

So, let's start of with babies. I saw this movie once, called The Island with Ewan Mcgregor and Scarlett Johansson, where humans were cloned and given identities. Well of course until they break out and well you know.......shit happens since it's a movie. I'm not going to suggest cloning, since I don't want copies of the same people all over the place, no matter how smart they are. So, here's my suggestion. Let's grow babies in human incubators until they reach a certain stage, alter them genetically to suit certain jobs, and feed their brains information specifically designed to succeed at those certain jobs at a very young stage. Instant 'guywhosgonnabuildaspaceship'. Or something similar.
Ah, Scarlett, why are you so hot?


Now let's say at such an advanced stage of human civilization, we let the baby grow.....normally. High-school drop out, and 'would you like fries with that?' YOU HAD POTENTIAL! However, it does come down to freedom of ch
oosing doesn't it? Well, how about we look at it this way. There can be many kinds of humans in the future. Half-synthetic ones, genetically superior humans, humans who are immune to all diseases and of course, Christians. How could I forget, right? (U MAD?) If humans can be created for specific purposes, I don't really think freedom to choose would become much of a problem. Why? Well, because you will be one of the smartest beings on the planet, and you were born to become great. Or would you rather be wondering why the customer didn't want onions with his burger?
Hey did you hear? Jimmy, the guy who was grown in an incubator
created pills to cure cancer. Oh and yes, a medium coke please.


Now onto human enhancement. I'm thinking this would be met with criticism from conservatives and the religious front altogether, in the future that is. 'But why would you alter your brain with synthetics or nano-technology or something because that's not how you were made!' The answer is simple. Assume your arms were augmented, and now, you could do work faster and easier than ever before. Assume you had the chance to become immune to all diseases and be constantly updated to counter new ones. Assume you could run faster, think better, and use all five of your senses a
100 times better than before. Why would emergency workers need rescue dogs when they themselves could hear or smell a human under all that rubble? If genetic engineering has limitations, augmenting humans at later stages of life would make you even better. Human progress would be faster than ever before. Sure, you may be half a 'terminator', but then again, always remember that you are better.
So doctor, this enhancement has wifi capabilities right?

In the end, yes, this is all not possible at the moment. However,
when the time comes, I think humans should disregard ethics fully or to some extent, because I believe this is the next stage of evolution. Maybe this all would depend on how wealthy you are (repo men) or how much of a 'true' human you want to remain, but when it comes down to improving yourselves beyond your wildest imagination, I really don't think people should back down. Go for it. Create humans. Alter yourselves, because we have galaxies to travel to!